Sarah brought in $275 worth of pledges last week and was chosen to pie a coach with a special recipe pie. For some reason she chose to creme Coach John Zell. Last week swimmers and coaches alike tried to figure out the ingredients of the special pie and yesterday they were enlightened when globs of whipped cream, low-fat mayonaise, sardines in mustard sauce and dried peas dropped off Coach Zell’s dripping, chagrined face. Needless to say he did not like this pie and probably will not be asking for the recipe. Coach Zell mentioned something about "payback" and I'm not sure what that means exactly. I do know this: "Never turn your back on an angry bear."